normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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