There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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