you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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