I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
