Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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