I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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