I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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