So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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