I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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