all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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