there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
tell me about the fingering
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