There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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