I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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