you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
im holly from the hills drunk
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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