so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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