did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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