fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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