return my video game
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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