also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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