I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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