i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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