didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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