Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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