If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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