guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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