So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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