a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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