nut hugger
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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