windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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