idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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