Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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