3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you inspire me to be a worse person
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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