so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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