scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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