So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just cropdusted the office
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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