Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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