I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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