i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I didn't notice because vodka
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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