youre lurking in front of me
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I think I died a long time ago.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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