You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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