Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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