This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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