i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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