I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
