Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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