FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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