i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You can't just leave with hair like that
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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