Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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