I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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