Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
