ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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