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• (310): View more from California

  ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.

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  Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?

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  Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.

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• (562): View more from California

  he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.

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• (916): View more from California

  Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"

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  LET IT GO MOM

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• (626): View more from California

  For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.

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  I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

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• (661): View more from California

  ever feel bored AND lazy?

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  I call it "awake" but yeah...

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