why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
being pregnant is like rehab
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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