No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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